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- Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:40 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
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Re: Jokes
New Stock Market Terms CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry. VALUE INVESTI...
- Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:37 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
- Views: 449310
Re: Jokes
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street - Jay Leno 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker....