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- Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:16 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Trivials
- Replies: 29
- Views: 74783
Re: Trivials
WHY EMPLOYEES LEAVE ORGANISATIONS ? Azim Premji, CEO- Wipro Every company faces the problem of people leaving the company for better pay or profile. Early this year, Mark, a senior software designer, got an offer from a prestigious international firm to work in its India operations developing specia...
- Tue May 26, 2009 1:27 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Reflections
- Replies: 50
- Views: 244996
Re: Reflections
This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005 at Stanford University I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college....
- Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:54 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
- Views: 449191
Re: Jokes
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining PLS GET OUT OF HERE to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ......... Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becos, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! Aloy : Do you think women enjoy PLS GET OUT OF HERE more than men ? PCK : Of co...
- Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:05 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Olympics 2008
- Replies: 18
- Views: 33750
Re: Olympics 2008
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the last Olympics that they would like to take back 1. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.' 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from pe...
- Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:40 am
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
- Views: 449191
Re: Jokes
The Geography of a Woman ------------------------ Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, v...
- Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:19 am
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
- Views: 449191
Re: Jokes
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese...
- Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:55 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
- Views: 449191
woman is having an affair during the day while > her husband is at work . > >>> Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, > >>> sees the illegal lovers > >>> and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. > >>> Then the woman's husband > >>> unexpectedly comes home. > >>> > >>> She hides her lover...
- Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:46 am
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
- Views: 449191
In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite a church. The church & its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to o...
- Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:58 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
- Views: 449191
*HOW THE FIGHT STARTED - this is short... I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms...
- Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:42 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
- Views: 449191
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it tak...
- Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:24 pm
- Forum: Anything Else Under The Sun
- Topic: Jokes
- Replies: 109
- Views: 449191
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long e...
- Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:17 pm
- Forum: Feedback to Admin
- Topic: Suggestions on Improvements
- Replies: 10
- Views: 28777